Dear fellow rat,

This page will explain how to pay for your products using a variety of safe methods that don’t compromise your information AND are very efficient.

Please read this page in it’s entirety.

Please note: credit card processing (invoice) is currently down. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

 

Why Don’t We Accept Credit Cards On Our Site? (PENDING APPROVAL)

Visa and MasterCard forbid SARM or SARM-like products from being purchased. They consider them “high-risk” and therefore do not allow merchants to process payments for them.

You may be wondering, “but I saw suchandsuch.com taking card payments.”

Correct. You may have. However, it’s prohibited and WHEN they get caught, one of the penalties is a 10-year blacklist.

What Is Our Main Method of Payment? (PENDING APPROVAL – SEE BELOW METHODS)

Our processor’s name is Green.Money. Their system, called Green.Pay, utilizes your bank’s account number and routing number to form what’s called an eCheck. This eCheck is how we take a majority of our payments. Think of it sort of like writing a check or making a bank transfer — or both.

At checkout, you will be prompted to put in this info to complete your purchase.

We understand that not everyone is completely comfortable with this. So, we have other options!

Coinbase (ACTIVE)

We now accept bitcoin in just a few minutes with Coinbase. Pay for your order by following these simple steps:

  1. Download and install the Coinbase app
  2. Sign up for Coinbase
  3. Buy the crypto you want and checkout with our Coinbase Gateway

Have questions? Feel free to check out the Coinbase FAQ.

Please note: crypto can take a few days to be available to send from your wallet.

Alternate Payment Methods (CURRENT)

Venmo (ACTIVE – NEW USERNAME)

Our second most popular alternative is Venmo.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Venmo app. Once in your Venmo app, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to “Rats-Army” and put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.

We check our Venmo a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

Note: The name “Tyler Hall” may pop up when searching our username. This is the correct name.

Cash App (ACTIVE)

Another alternative is Cash App.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Cash App. Once in your Cash App, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to “$RatsArmy” and put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.

We check our Cash App a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

Note: The name “Tyler Hall” may pop up when searching our username. This is the correct name.

Invoice (CURRENTLY DISABLED)

Our newest alternative is an invoice where you CAN use your credit card.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your email. Once in your email, simply send your ORDER NUMBER to “info@rats.army“. Please put your ORDER NUMBER in the subject of the email.

We check our email a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

Zelle (ACTIVE)

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Zelle app or bank app. Once in your Zelle account, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to “tyler@simplifi3d.com” and ONLY put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.

Note: The name “Tyler Hall” may pop up when searching our username. This is the correct name.

 

  | International Customers (ACTIVE)

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to Transferwise.com. Once you complete your account setup, simply send an email to info@rats.army and we will give you the necessary information to complete the transaction.